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ARE YOU EMO?Rules for Emo1.) 99% of your songs MUST be about a failed relationship.2.) Your band must mainly consist of skinny white guys, with at least one African-American or Asian member.3.) Your band must always wear tight black T-shirts from some other unknown Emo band OR vintage ringer T-shirts from the 70's or 80's.4.) You must open for Saves the Day at least once.5.) Most, if not all, or your band members must have a jet black mop-top.6.) A hot female member is required, bonus points of she's dating a member of the band.7.) The lead singer does not necessarily need to play an instrument, an annoying, loud, whiny voice will do.8.) You must show up at other Emo band's concerts and stand in the crowd and cry.9.) You totally deny being labeled as "Emo" yet refuse to label yourselves or your music, or be put in any genre.10.) Your screen names are something along the lines of XtearsXofmyXheartX11.) The only foods in your diet are Ramen Noodle Soup and Dasani water.12.) EVERYONE in the crowd knows ALL of the words to ALL of your songs and when you are in concert, the crowd sings louder than you are.13.) You cry in concert and aren't ashamed about it.14.) Every band member must have a black or red 'X' written or tattooed on their hands at ALL times.15.) You must make it a point that you know what sXe means and that you are proud to be sXe.16.) Get most of the crowd crying at your shows.